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Welcome to the Playground Song archive. Just use the blue ABC song finder to find a specific song or just use the scroll bar to see all of the songs. If you know a good playground song that isn't listed here, and you want the song posted, please go to the Survey and submit your song and I'll post it in the upcoming "submitted songs" file. Playround Songs: Bosco Source: my cousin I hate Bosco Bosco's bad for me Mommy put it in my milk and tried to poison me But I fooled Mommy and put it in her tea now there is no Mommy to try and poison me ABC Songfinder ------------------------- Deck the Halls With Gasoline (Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls) Source: my sister Deck the halls with gasoline (fa la la la la, la la la la!) Strike a match and burn it clean (fa la la la la, la la la la!) Aren't you glad we play with matches? (fa la la, fa la la, la la la!) Watch the school yard burn to ashes (fa la la la la, la la la la!) ABC Songfinder ------------------------- How I Came to Be (sung to the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean Source: My cousin) My brother lies over the ocean My sister lies over the sea My daddy lies over my mommy and that's how I came to be ABC Songfinder ------------------------- Jingle Bells (variation 1) (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells [really?!]) Source: don't remember Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away ------------------------- Jingle Bells (variation 2) Source: friend from kindergarden Jingle Bells, grandma smells, Grandpa picks his nose Oh what fun it is to ride in Grannie's pantyhose! ------------------------- Joy to the World, the Teacher is Dead (sung to the tune of Joy to the World) Source: Girl Scout camp Joy to the world The teacher is dead! We baarrr-beeee-cueed (barbecued) her head! Don't worry about the body (We flushed it down the potty) And round and round it goes And round and round it goes And round, and round, and round it goes! ABC Songfinder ------------------------- Miss Suzy (playground variation of Miss Suzy had a Baby) Source: my cousins Miss Suzy had a baby, it's name was Tiny Tim, she put it in the bathtub to see if he could swim He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn't go down his throat! (Variation) Behind the refrigerator, there is a piece of glass Miss Suzy fell upon it and broke her great big... ass-k me no more questions the cows are in the barn making chocolate pies and lemonade There is a new recipe called cherry-coconut and if you do not like it I will shove it up your butt! ABC Songfinder ------------------------- On Top of the Schoolhouse (sung to the tune of On Top of Old Smoky) Source: First Grade On top of the schoolhouse, all covered with sand... I shot my poor teacher with a red rubber band I went to her funeral, she wasn't quite dead I took my bazooka, and blew off her head! I went to the graveyard (I forgot this line) The people threw flowers, I threw a grenade. ABC Songfinder ------------------------- There's a Place In France (chances are you already know this one) Source: my cousins There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all But the cops don't care cos they're in their underwear There's a king and a queen with a rubber dingaling ------------------------- Playground Striptease (this one has choreography!) Source: a friend from 1st grade One, two, three four [ fold shirt up a little for each number ] Roll it up a little more [ shirt should now be folded up to about the middle of your stomach ] Five, six, seven eight [ shirt is now right under your bra ] [ unfold shirt ] Sorry boys, it's coffee break! ABC Songfinder ------------------------- Sitting In the Gutter Source: I haven't the faintest idea... Johnny and Susy [insert the names of two alleged sweethearts, of course...] sitting in the gutter eating peanut butter kissing/fucking each other ABC Songfinder ------------------------- Weenie Wack (sung to the tune of that "Mighty Jungle" song) Source: my cousins In the bedroom, the mighty bedroom Mr. Bobbit sleeps tonight In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen Lorena got a knife... Chorus: A weenie wack, a weenie wack, a weenie wack...(etc.) ------------------------- Whistle While You Work (ooh... another variation!) (sung to the tune of Whistle While You Work) Source: Girl Scout camp Whistle while you work Hitler was a jerk Mozart bit him in his weenie now it doesn't work! ABC Songfinder ------------------------- |